what the hell is this?

This is my little corner of the Internet where I, Eric Parker, get to be snarky about my observations, because that's what the Internet is all about, or at least that's what it's become. This is my kingdom, where I make the rules and tell you how to live in my utopia (from the Greek, ou not + tóp a place = no place). If you break the rules, you're out. If you don't like the rules or being embarrassed by your own bad behavior or my own bad behavior, you are free to leave of your own volition.

Goodbye. You won't be missed.